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Friday, August 16, 2013


ACT I:

Weekends are rarely as relaxing as we would like. Housework, yardwork, baseball and soccer games, birthday parties, etcetera devour much of our free time. The little time that is left is often filled with recreational excursions such as hiking trips, concerts or dinners with friends. As much fun as these “play days” always are, it is often something that involves advanced planning and a filled-in square on a calendar.

So, imagine my surprise on a recent Sunday morning when Chris asked me a question that I have not heard in ages… “What should we do today”?

Seriously? We do not have anything planned? Neither of us is working, the lawn is mowed, the dishes are done and the laundry is all washed and put away? We are not due at somebody’s house at some time to celebrate somebody else’s something-or-another? How is God’s name did this happen?

Chris’s first idea was to take the dogs for a long walk. I cringed a bit since this sounded too much like “work” as our dogs are not the most disciplined creatures on four legs. I was quickly relieved, however, when she remembered that Rocco, our mentally feeble canine, chewed up his own leash and therefore a walk would require a trip to the Laurens Road Pet-Smart. On this particular morning, neither of us had time for that.

Conversation wandered as we lay in bed and I told her about an odd encounter I had a few days earlier. I was in front of our house getting something out of our car when a random older gentleman approached me and started telling me how nice our neighborhood was. Naturally I prepared myself for a sales pitch and silently debated how obnoxious or sarcastic I would be when I told him to take a hike. Naturally I was thrown for a bit of a loop when he turned out to be nothing more than an art lover from North Carolina who parked on my block and walked to the Greenville Museum of Art.

Instead of being a salesman, this guy was just a thrifty fan of art who did not want to pay for parking on his trip to the free museum. It made sense, too, because we live that close to the museum. On a nice day the short walk is totally worth the two or three dollars one might spend on paid parking. For some reason, though, it is a walk we have never made. Fortunately for me, this gentleman was more than happy to tell me what we were missing and insisted that I see the “amazing exhibit that leaves in September”. 

I would be willing to bet that my new friend named, and even described, the above-quoted exhibit in our conversation but I have to be honest: I am just not that attentive to total strangers. I was probably thinking about the weather, a drink, work or my family (hopefully not in that particular order). 

Anyways, several days after this odd encounter, it was decided on a rare, lazy Sunday morning… Let’s go to the museum.

ACT II:

First of all, check the hours before you go to the Greenville Art Museum. They open at one o’clock on Sundays, not noon like you may (or may not) assume. If you have to kill an hour, do not go to the Children’s Museum next door. They do not allow time-killing walkthroughs and, as a rule, adults are not allowed in without children because that would be “kind of creepy”.  As much as we did not consider this before walking in, it makes perfect sense. 

Instead we went to Roost, which was only two blocks away and enjoyed a Bloody Mary (for Chris) and a Quest Kaldi Imperial Coffee Stout (for me). I am 100% certain that Kaldi is the best breakfast beverage that has ever been invented but I suppose that is a story for another day. I digress…

Two blocks away from home, the Greenville Museum of Art is pretty damn impressive. I had some weird memories of being there as a child around Ivan’s age but this time I was actually interested in the art (as opposed to focusing on nagging my mom and dad about when we were leaving or why I had to whisper).  I would like to go back in time and whisper in that kids ear and tell him that one day he will grow up to appreciate this place. On the other hand, a strange adult whispering in the ear of a child is probably as creepy as strolling through the Children’s Museum without a child, even if you are a master of time travel. 

On to the actual art… The first floor featured an exhibit entitled “Wyeth Vs.” which compared works of Andrew Wyeth alongside comparable works of his contemporaries. I was reminded that I have known of Andrew Wyeth since I was a child but besides knowing him as an “artist from Greenville”, my education never evolved. We saw some great pieces but, as a whole, the point of the exhibit was kind of lost on me. 

Artistic Sophistication: 1                Brett: 0

Everything changed in the next room. “Southbound” takes a fascinating look at the evolution of Southern culture through the work of artists spanning the 20th century. Artistic works spanned from the early 1900’s, to examinations of the Civil Rights era, into various perspectives of racial identity in modern times. This exhibit grabs your attention in a big way. Some of these works moved us to second and third viewings, not just for the quality of the art itself, but for the story the work told. If our museum tour had ended here, we would have left fulfilled. Instead, we had three more rooms upstairs to visit.

Upstairs we stumbled on the exhibit the random stranger had recommended to me in the street earlier in the week. The “feature presentation” (or whatever they call it in the art world) was entitled “Masterpieces of American Landscape from the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston”. That is pretty self explanatory, right? The Boston Museum of Fine Arts lent the little Greenville Museum of Art their collection of landscapes dating from the 19th century to today. To compliment this, the museum displayed “Landscapes from the Southern Collection” to add a more local feel to the main attraction. 

The work in both of these rooms was incredible and, in some cases, breathtaking. The final exhibit of the day got me, though. The last room we visited was dedicated to David Drake. Before I stepped foot in that room I did not have the first clue who David Drake was but now I am totally fascinated by him.

David Drake was a slave in South Carolina. Unlike many slaves, David was taught a skilled trade and worked in pottery. David further deviated from the norm by learning how to read and write. Apparently this knowledge was deemed dangerous and illegal at the time but David took things a step further… he openly and defiantly inscribed many of his works with poetry and his signature. To this day he is the only known slave to produce signed, identifiable works of art. 

I have to be honest – I am not a sophisticated art lover. If I see something I like, I can point at it and grunt “wow, look at that”. As far as art history and sophisticated analysis go, though, I am not much more educated or sophisticated than my eight-year-old. When I looked at David Drake’s pottery I saw some clay pots with some somewhat-legible scribbles on it.  Once I learned who he was, though, my appreciation swelled.

Of all the slaves that lived and died in America, all but a handful remain anonymous. Of all the members of that suffering populace, despite all talents, abilities and creativity, only one can be named as an artist. David Drake stands as the lone representative of artistic creativity for an entire culture. Once I read that, I realized that I was no longer looking at a clay pot but a rare artifact representing a lost chapter in American history.

This was way better than taking the dogs for a walk.

ACT III:

So, I lied a little bit earlier. We did have plans for Sunday but I had forgotten them when we were in bed making plans for Sunday. Whoops. 

Every summer The Warehouse Theater presents their Upstate Shakespeare Festival. The festival lasts most of the summer and is split between two plays every year that are performed every weekend at the amphitheatre in Falls Park. I have known about this for three or four years now but, for a variety of reasons that include hectic schedules, prior obligations, absentmindedness, and general stupidity, I have never made it to a single performance.

True to form, it came to pass that this particular Sunday marked the last Shakespeare performance of the season. I knew that if I missed it again than I was doomed to kick myself for the entire fall, winter and spring… I have done that the last several years and I resolved not to do it again. 

Now, I admit that I hated Shakespeare in high school as much or more than the next guy. Memorizing and reciting Romeo and Juliet with an assigned partner in front of my freshman English class was never my idea of a good time. It was only slightly worse than watching my classmates stumble through the same assignment. I maintain that whatever members of academia decided that this was an effective method of teaching kids an appreciation for Shakespeare should never be allowed around children again.

As an adult, though, I have different views on Shakespeare. Call it maturity or something…

I suppose that there are reasons that Shakespeare is still celebrated almost 400 years after his passing. Once us modern day ‘Mericans get past all the funny-speak, it becomes obvious that his plays are brilliantly scripted and superbly written. Most importantly, they are totally original which is a concept most modern day entertainers know very little about. 

For me the change came several years ago. Being that I am a total geek for Roman history, I revisited Shakespeare's Julius Caesar for the first time since 10th grade. I picked up the flow of the language in just a few pages and immediately found an appreciation for Shakespeare that I had never thought possible. I quickly realized that the animosity I had harbored since high school was unwarranted and I began to develop an interest in more of his work, be it print or on stage.

So, Chris and I packed up a cooler with wine (for her) and a Stone RuinTen IPA(for me) and headed downtown for a little extra culture on an artsy Sunday. The selected play was The Comedy of Errors which is about as an accurate title as one could give this production. Simply put, it was a comedy based on a series of mistaken identities. With the emphasis on comedy, this play was a far cry from any of the Shakespeare I was force-fed in high school.

I have no interest in recapping the story but I must say that The Warehouse Theater did an amazing job with this presentation. They followed the script and stayed true to the soul of Shakespeare’s story and inserted a healthy share of modern day twists and shenanigans along the way. We sipped our tasty beverages, laughed out of our folding chairs and tried not to kick ourselves for ignoring this production for the last too-many years.

So there you have it… from waking up without a clue to appreciating Shakespeare in 10 easy hours. With a couple hours at a museum somewhere in the middle of it all, we are now officially sophisticated, cultured, refined and, well, all sorts of other words that did not previously describe us. We will be back here in a few days to talk about a beer festival, which is typically more our style, but if you need us in the meantime you should probably check the local museums…

Posted on Friday, August 16, 2013 by Brett B.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013



Last July we expressed our disgust at the results of The Upstate Be’s “Best of Be” results. This was in no way a knock on the publication itself but rather the poor taste expressed by the voting public. Winners included Subway for best sandwich and Pizza Hut for best pizza and my brain still hurts from trying to understand what type of person takes the time to vote for such mediocrity. 

This year we are going to be a bit more proactive. Instead of waiting to pull our hair out over the results we would like to encourage everybody with a sense of taste and loyalty for local businesses to make sure they cast a ballot that recognizes the hard work, dedication and overall importance of local business people. 

Posted on Wednesday, May 01, 2013 by Brett B.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2013



Did you ever wish you could be three places at once? This has been a growing problem for me as there just seems like there is too much to do and just not enough, well, me. In a city with Greenville’s entertainment scene we often have to choose between Option A and Option B (and usually do so with relative ease) but this weekend presents some unusually frustrating options.

Option A – The 2013 Spring Skunk Music Fest, Friday & Saturday, April 12 & 13

I have been going to Skunk Fests on and off for at least six years now and I do not think Chris and I have missed a single one since we got married.  Loyalty and tradition aside, Glynn Zeigler has once again assembled a can’t-miss lineup of artists at the increasingly-famous Skunk Farm.  Skunk Fest continues to evolve from a traditional bluegrass festival into an eclectic mix of bluegrass, folk, jazz and jam bands and every single festival just keeps getting better and better.

This year features veteran Skunk alumni Sol Driven Train and our awesome friend and neighbor Darby Wilcox.  This year Darby kicks things off on Friday with her full band, the Peep Show, and is sure to set an unforgettable tone for the weekend. Not to be one to look forward to the end of things, I am ecstatic about seeing Col. Bruce Hampton on stage Saturday night.  Every band in between is just as enticing as we cannot wait to hear what Lake Street Dive, Hooray for the Riff Raff, and all the rest have to offer.

Posted on Wednesday, April 10, 2013 by Brett B.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Our last post was a good damn while ago and that is pretty slack. Here's to more timely blog posts moving forward and something to bridge the gap between the last one and the next one...

The last time we were here we told you about George Throop - the guy who is walking across America. Our next post is about our friend Daniel McCord and his music and movie endeavors. Until time allows us to actually write and post the new story, you should watch the video that follows this short rambling session.  It is filmed by Daniel McCord and is about George Throop. 

See how it all comes together?

Posted on Wednesday, December 05, 2012 by Brett B.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012



George Throop
What is the most physically and mentally demanding thing you have ever done?

I have hiked 15-plus miles a day on trails that have made me want to curl up and die in the woods and left me sore for almost a week.  I fought a Tough Man contest that despite being only a three round fight was the only physical activity that ever made me vomit from exhaustion at the end of it.  Oddly enough, I was not compelled to get sick after I competed in a Mud Run with a hangover and only an hour of sleep under my belt.  

All of these experiences were valuable in their own way and left me with a sense of satisfaction that I completed them.  However I hold no illusions that I will ever be in world class, Iron Man-type condition.  Sure I still hold on to a dream of one day hiking the Appalachian Trail but I accept that making the leap from dream and reality is quite unrealistic any time soon.  Even more so, I engage in these activities for myself and for nothing more than my own enjoyment and pride. 

Posted on Tuesday, October 30, 2012 by Brett B.

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Thursday, July 26, 2012


Every town I have ever lived in has had the local, alternative newspaper.  They have the potential to be a great resource for local residents and visitors alike to find out where the cool kids hang out or where the next can’t-miss concert will be.  On the other hand, they can be poorly written rags that are not worth the paper they are printed on.

On this scale, I have to say that the Upstate Be is one of the better examples of these publications.  They feature quality writing and do a great job of highlighting the type of people, places and things that I am interested in.  When a publication shares your same tastes in food, drink and entertainment, I generally consider it to be required reading.   

That said, unintentionally or not, once a year the Upstate Be releases an issue that highlights Anderson, South Carolina’s worst characteristic… public opinion.

Posted on Thursday, July 26, 2012 by Brett B.

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Monday, March 26, 2012

By my math it has been over month since we last posted on this website.  Surely you have spent the majority of this time impatiently refreshing the page, losing sleep, and probably not even leaving your house for fear that you might miss the next tale from The Upstate Under Your Nose.  This is an unhealthy way to live and we sincerely apologize for your suffering.

What can we do to make it up to you?

I suppose we will start with an explanation… we were abducted by aliens.  Seriously, Chris and I were on a hike minding our own business and all of a sudden there was a huge flash of light and we were sucked into a strange alien space craft.  We were surrounded by little green men that do not look anything like the sketches people in trailer parks describe when they get abducted.  These guys looked more or less like us but with extra thumbs and less hair. Call it evolution, if you will.

Posted on Monday, March 26, 2012 by Brett B.

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Saturday, February 25, 2012


One of the best things about my “jobs” is the variety of people I meet.  Customers in the construction industry are always unique, the staff and clientele at Summa Joe’s are beyond amazing and my Mr. Mom adventures always lead me to something new and different. 

Enter Daniel McCord.

I met Daniel at The Community Tap where he is a part time beer slinger.  He loves good beer just a bit more than most anyone you know and he is tailor made for this position. Like myself though, he cannot be defined by his part time job regardless of how cool it is.  He is a former Michelin engineer turned language teacher, beer connoisseur, blogger, kickass t-shirt maker and most importantly – artist. 

Posted on Saturday, February 25, 2012 by Brett B.

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Sunday, December 25, 2011

We just wanted to take a quick moment to tell everybody that reads this site that we hope you are having a happy and joyful Christmas, Hanukah, and Festivus. We do not list all of these things to celebrate diversity or political correctness but because we have in fact celebrated all of these things this past week.

We lit the Menorah and taught Ivan about Hanukah. We ate kosher chili with friends on the third night and Ivan even received his first ever Hanukah present. We ate ham with the family on Christmas Eve. We wrapped gifts and put them under the Christmas tree and attended our fair share of parties. Somewhere in the mix we found time to air a few grievances and maybe we are a little closer as a result of them.

The point is that whatever your reason for celebration we hope you are doing it with the ones you love and do not get bogged down in the chaos of it all. The season is about love, family and friends. We have enjoyed every moment we have spent with ours and hope you are doing the same.

So Happy Holidays, whichever ones you like. They are all pretty much the same as long as your heart is in it.

Thanks for reading,

Brett & Chris

Posted on Sunday, December 25, 2011 by Brett B.

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Thursday, December 22, 2011

I am a quarter Jewish but my involvement in the religion and its activities is limited, to say the least.  I would like to take a quick moment to share an experience that I had being just a little bit Jewish in South Carolina…

First, I am not very Jewish. In fact, I do not think my Jewish grandfather was even very Jewish. As a child, Hanukah celebrations were limited to lighting the Menorah for eight days and wrapping my grandfather’s Christmas presents in Hanukah paper.  The Christmas tree never burst into flames when the Hanukah presents sat underneath, so I guess nobody upstairs took too much offense.  

Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2011 by Brett B.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The Camera Ran Home Afraid Of The Roots
Three weeks ago the bubbling of the toilet bowl during my shower let me know that there was a clog in our sewage line… again.  The last time this happened a man with a pipe snake and a video camera cleared the line and showed me the roots creeping into our main drainage line.  I assumed that the roots had grown back and this was nothing another $150 and a determined plumber could fix right up.

Our dice did not roll that way.

Posted on Wednesday, November 16, 2011 by Brett B.

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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I apologize for the gloomier tone here but I have to talk about something that hit a little too close to home. 

Less than two weeks ago four people were found shot to death in Liberty, South Carolina.  I admit that the story barely caught my attention until a week after it happened.  The headline was that a family was killed.  The most significant fact was that one of the dead was a former co-worker of mine.  The horror was in the fact that this coworker was believed to have killed his brother, father, step-grandmother and then himself.

Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 by Brett B.

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

The purpose of Upstate Under Your Nose is to share super cool places in the Upstate with people that share similar interests as we do. To that end, I am currently working on posts telling everybody about a must-see waterfall, an amazing wine bar, and my favorite coffee shop (even though I do not drink coffee).  We are working on these as we juggle a handful of professional projects*, maintain a household, and raise a too-smart-for-his-own-good six-year-old. Oh yeah, plus there is the matter of the other blog we are currently working on here.  

The point is this: as we are working to get the new blog stories finished and ready to share with the world we just received the most amazing news I have heard since I made my Little League All-Star team in seventh grade.  Now, maybe my life is short on “major awards” but I am still honored by this news and cannot wait to share it with you.

Posted on Thursday, September 22, 2011 by Brett B.

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Half of my Saturdays present a bit of a challenge for me.  On the good ones, it is the day that Ivan comes back from his mom’s to spend the week with me. However, the alternating Saturdays are the days that he goes back to her house and I spend the week missing the little monkey. I suppose that since many divorced parents (especially Dads) do not even have a 50/50 arrangement with their kids I should consider myself lucky but lucky does not really make those Saturdays any easier.

Posted on Thursday, August 25, 2011 by Brett B.

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Thursday, August 4, 2011

I do not know if the rambling that is about to ensue is worthy of a blog post but it is too long for a Facebook status update and I have no idea how Twitter works.  Furthermore, I am posting from a restaurant because I have no internet connection at home. I digress…

Posted on Thursday, August 04, 2011 by Brett B.

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

[Author’s Note: This is yet another deviation from the intended theme of this blog. However, if you do not read anything else on this site, I think you might find this amusing. At the very least, you can point and laugh at my misfortune and bad luck the next time we cross paths… and maybe it will be less awkward when I ask you for a ride somewhere.]

If you had told me that Tuesday morning that the phrases “fraud investigation” and “facial recognition software” would totally derail my plans for the day, I would have told you that you were insane.

Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2011 by Brett B.

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Saturday, July 9, 2011

Ok, so maybe this is not a place I would recommend visiting on a carefree Sunday afternoon with the family. However, it is a place local to home that I just visited for the first time and I must say that it was an educational experience to say the least.

I am almost ashamed to admit this but three days ago, at 34 years of age, I just visited a landfill for the first time. Needless to say, it left images in my head that have resurfaced almost every time I have put anything in the garbage since I visited.  I am not sure I will be able to look at my trash can the same way.

Posted on Saturday, July 09, 2011 by Brett B.

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Monday, June 20, 2011

I am not an Upstate native, but I might as well be. I was born in Long Island, New York but was just a toddler when my parents made me quit my job and leave all of my friends to move to the textile capital of the world. As a three year old in New York, I could have cared less about textiles or the Deep South, and still have not forgiven them for making me miss The Ramones show at the CBGB the weekend we loaded up the station wagon and moved to the rising metropolis of Greenville, SC.

Ok, so maybe there is a touch of revisionist history there. My parents never owned a station wagon. But I digress…

Posted on Monday, June 20, 2011 by Brett B.

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