Showing posts with label Hiking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hiking. Show all posts
Friday, January 17, 2014
Don’t bother double checking your calendar or regret
throwing away that dried up tree you tossed out a few weeks ago. Just bear with
me on this one…
Christmas 2013 is not over for two reasons. One is that we
still have Christmas gifts to mail and thank you notes to send out. The second
is that we still have our Christmas story to tell. I have not figured out how
to connect this website directly to UPS but this blog will at least allow us to
share our Christmas adventure with the world.
Christmas morning… the children come storming into Mom and
Dad’s bedroom way too early for a couple of people who were up way too late drinking
wine and wrapping presents from Santa. Their excitement overpowers any hopes of
just a few more moments of precious sleep and we are forced out of our beds so
we can shuffle into the living room and display all the surprise and astonishment
that we can muster at the fact that the miracle of Christmas happened once
again. Blurry eyed, we watch as hours of delicate present-wrapping is undone in
a matter of moments and only hope that hundreds of hard earned dollars spent
are at least somewhat appreciated.
Well, that is how it goes for us… every other year. On those
off-years, Ivan shares that experience with his mom, which is the way things
have to go for parents with separate households. This year was one of those
off-years and we woke up to an empty nest with his arrival not scheduled until
3 pm.
Some years we enjoy these quiet Christmas mornings with a Screwdriver
or a Blood Mary. Others we frantically wrap his Christmas presents because
sometimes there is really no better way to feel truly alive than to experience
the pressure of waiting until the last minute to get things done. This year,
however, we started a new tradition.
One of the best things about living in Greenville is the
climate and the proximity to the mountains. Therefore we elected to take
advantage of these geographic qualities and spend Christmas morning doing
something truly unique.
Christmas morning we went for a hike.
It was a chilly but sunny Christmas morning, we had half the
day to spend to ourselves and we live less than ten minutes from Paris
Mountains State Park. So we packed a bag of snacks and drinks, laced up our
hiking boots and Chris donned a Santa hat for warmth and festive Christmas-trail
cheer. Our only fear was that like everything else, the park would be closed
and our Christmas fun would literally die at the gate. I suppose we could have called
ahead but that really is not our style so we cruised on up the road and hoped
for the best.
We received our first official Christmas present of the day
when we discovered that not only was Paris Mountain State Park open but admission
was FREE. I guess the state parks and recreation division was feeling the
spirit of Christmas as well and they made a kind gesture to the handful of
adventurers that shared our desire to spend the morning in the woods. By
handful, I mean we saw less than five other cars in the entire park and even
less people to show for them. The natural serenity of the parks trails was
certainly amplified by the almost complete absence of human existence.
We started at the furthest end of Paris Mountain State Park
and ventured out on a roughly six mile loop around North Lake (also known as Reservoir
Three because it was actually part of the Greenville water supply way back when).
Just because we wanted to go for a hike
does not mean we wanted to work too hard on Christmas so we picked out a
relatively easy trails that resembled a casual walk more than a strenuous
climb. We started on Brissy Ridge Trail, hopped on Pipsissewa and then did the
North Lake Loop before returning the way we came in.
I should also admit that I spent most of our time on the
Pipsissewa Trail just saying the word “Pipsissewa.” I think it might be one of my favorite things
to say and I now feel compelled to say it out loud a few times right now…
…Ok, now I have that out of my system. Anyway, the biggest
surprise of the day came about a mile from our car at the end of the hike. While
we were strolling around the lake, some jolly soul hiked into the trail and
decorated a random pine tree in the woods. Covered in red balls and gold tinsel, the tree
also held a note to the forest ranger that promising that “the elves” would
return to remove the decorations after Christmas. Furthermore, this note was
signed by “Mrs. Claus.”
Naturally this gave us a pretty good laugh and we spent the
last mile of our hike giggling about this random act of Christmas decorating with
me still saying “Pipsissewa” from time to time. We got home just in time to
take a couple showers, have a snack, snatch the kiddo, and head over to my
parents’ house to watch them bicker.
Obviously it would have been my preference to wake up to an
excited eight-year-old still enamored by the idea of Santa Claus. I have to
think that we only have another Christmas or two (at best) to watch him cling
to this innocent belief in the guy with the flying sleigh. Since that was not
an option, however, we were delighted to spend a quiet Christmas morning together
in the woods.
The hike reminded us that we live in a pretty awesome part
of the world where we can go from downtown to a hiking trail in under ten
minutes and, even better, not be miserable hiking through the woods in
December. As a bonus it was a pleasure to see the Christmas spirit of the folks
who elected to open the park for free and the mystery person (or people) who
snuck into the woods to decorate a Christmas tree just for a laugh. After weeks
of watching people attempt to trample each other to death or mow strangers down
in traffic just so they can get the perfect pieces of plastic crap to put under
their trees, it was a pleasure to enjoy the serenity of the woods with a few
subtle hints of the true spirit of Christmas.
I have a sneaking suspicion that this might turn into an
every-other-year tradition. Merry almost-a-month-after-Christmas folks! Now we
just have to mail some presents…
Posted on Friday, January 17, 2014 by Brett B.
Friday, April 19, 2013
| King Of The Mountain |
A couple of Sundays ago my son Ivan became the youngest
person in the history of people to hike to the summit of Table Rock Mountain. “Hike”
is actually an understatement because in reality he ran, no, sprinted all the
way up the trail carrying a 50 pound backpack. He also fought off a bear and
three mountain lions on his way up to the summit.
In other news, the previous paragraph is almost entirely BS.
The one truth is that he really did hike to the top of Table
Rock and Chris and I are insanely proud of the little guy. I am not sure, however, if we are as proud of
him as he is of himself. We talked about this trip for a couple of years but
for a variety of reasons we waited until now to stop talking and start hiking.
We knew it would be a tough day for a slightly apprehensive seven year old but the
reward far exceeded all of our expectations.
Posted on Friday, April 19, 2013 by Brett B.
Friday, March 29, 2013
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| This Looks Like A Great Idea! |
Anybody that read our opinion of the food truck debate might have picked up some clues that I am a rabid capitalist. I firmly believe that America became a great nation through innovation, hard work, and entrepreneurial spirit. In general I am a solid supporter of the “let’s build it bigger” mentality that our country has always embraced.
The caveat here is that I also feel that development and certain advancements should have some natural boundaries. I like to think of these boundaries as simple things like “common sense”, “human decency”, and “respect for your neighbors”. This is why I feel that one Greenville resident’s proposal to build a five story condominium project near the top of Paris Mountain is completely absurd.
Posted on Friday, March 29, 2013 by Brett B.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Our last post was a good damn while ago and that is pretty slack. Here's to more timely blog posts moving forward and something to bridge the gap between the last one and the next one...
The last time we were here we told you about George Throop - the guy who is walking across America. Our next post is about our friend Daniel McCord and his music and movie endeavors. Until time allows us to actually write and post the new story, you should watch the video that follows this short rambling session. It is filmed by Daniel McCord and is about George Throop.
See how it all comes together?
The last time we were here we told you about George Throop - the guy who is walking across America. Our next post is about our friend Daniel McCord and his music and movie endeavors. Until time allows us to actually write and post the new story, you should watch the video that follows this short rambling session. It is filmed by Daniel McCord and is about George Throop.
See how it all comes together?
Posted on Wednesday, December 05, 2012 by Brett B.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Turn off the Amber Alert. The kidnapped child was safely returned home.
Ok, so it was not actually a kidnapping… we told Blue’s parents in advance that we wanted to steal her so technically we just “borrowed” her. In any event, we took our friends’ five year old, picked up Ivan and headed up to the mountains for a relaxing Saturday adventure.
As we headed north from downtown Greenville we asked the kids where they wanted to hike and what they wanted to see. The democratic process was compromised when the children voted before the primary candidates were even presented – we were going to a waterfall. About 30 minutes later the Hippie Hot Rod rolled into Jones Gap State Park and we bundled up for a quick hike to Jones Gap Falls.
Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 by Brett B.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
| The Rim Is Aptly Named |
Early last week Chris suggested that we plan a “big” hike for the coming weekend. Since we did not have Ivan her criteria was that it be new-to-her, long, strenuous, and be followed by a “big freakin’ steak and a bottle of wine”. This is a request that I will never say no to and the choice was an easy one.
On Sunday morning we ventured north to Jones Gap State Park. With a network of over 50 miles of trails in the area, finding a route that would satisfy Chris’s request was a piece of cake. I drew up a route that included parts of four separate trails before reaching the main event of The Rim of the Gap Trail.
Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 by Brett B.
Monday, December 5, 2011
As the father of a six-year-old I have hosted and attended more kids’ birthday parties than I ever thought possible. I feel like I have been to every park and bounce house in The Upstate. I have seen magicians and grown men in large furry costumes. At these events I have eaten more cake, pizza and hot dogs than the Surgeon General would recommend in a lifetime. This is what kids expect at a birthday party and it is our duty as good parents to comply with their wishes on their most special day of the year.
Yesterday this formula was completely thrown out the window and I am happy to say that I attended the coolest seven-year-old birthday party of my life.
Posted on Monday, December 05, 2011 by Brett B.
Thursday, October 27, 2011
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| View from the front seat of the Hippie Hot Rod |
This is the perfect weather for hiking. We finally have relief from the summer heat and the leaves are changing the mountain landscape from its standard level of beautiful to downright spectacular. With that in mind, the family and I packed up the Subaru and headed for the mountains this past Sunday. Our destination was just north of Walhalla to visit the fish hatchery, a couple of waterfalls along the Chattooga River and views that surpassed anything we could find watching football in our living room.
Posted on Thursday, October 27, 2011 by Brett B.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
| Beautiful Rainbow Falls |
Temperatures are finally out of the nineties and football has officially kicked off. In my world this signifies the official start of Hiking Season.
At any given moment we are less than an hour away from a casual stroll through the woods, a strenuous climb to a view of three or more counties, or my favorite destination – water succumbing to the power of gravity. The Upstate features more waterfalls than most dedicated weekend warriors can visit in a year and I am proud to say that over the years I have visited most of them. I believe I am finally ready to pick my favorite.
Rainbow Falls’ name was not picked out of a hat. If anything, its name falls short of doing this destination justice. Behind the 100 foot span of falling water is a rock face that looks like a thousand-layer-cake of colors and textures that are unlike anything I have ever seen. I have seen plenty of rainbows but I am certain that none of them have ever impressed me the way that Rainbow Falls has.
Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 by Brett B.
Friday, September 2, 2011
This trail is one of the best kept secrets I have found in my years of hiking the South Carolina Upstate. At the same time it is not I hike I would recommend to anyone I actually like in the event that their experience on the trail would destroy our friendship. If anyone actually did elect to experience the “pleasures” of The Dismal Trail, I would hope they would do so with the following story and disclaimers in mind.
We discovered The Dismal Trail on accident which was our first mistake. I am fairly disorganized in my daily life but am extremely anal retentive when it comes to planning a hike. I do not start a trail without knowing exactly how far I will hike, how long it will take, and what surprises or obstacles I need to prepare for. For reasons I can still not fathom, I threw my standard operating procedures out the window when we stepped foot on The Dismal Trail.
Posted on Friday, September 02, 2011 by Brett B.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
We were just looking for a sandwich.
Table Rock State Park has a welcome center and like any other self-respecting welcome center, they have a big display of brochures for area attractions. The only attraction we were looking for was a place that served a sandwich on a Sunday. Instead, we found what is quite possibly Highway 11’s best kept secret.If you are a resident of the Upstate of S.C. and enjoy a tasty grape-based beverage from time to time, then I hope you are sitting down while you read this….
There is a great little winery right here in our backyard.
Posted on Saturday, June 25, 2011 by Brett B.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
There is no shortage of outdoor destinations in the South Carolina Upstate. Scenic rivers, waterfalls, and mountain top vistas cover the region and offer endless opportunities for adventure at any time of the year. As beautiful as the region is, a few destinations stand apart from the rest and Table Rock State Park is at the top of my list.
First, I must admit that I have more than a few reasons for being slightly partial to Table Rock. It was a common destination with my parents as early as I can remember. I recall the repeated attempts to reach the summit of Table Rock until I was old enough and strong enough to survive the strenuous 3.5 mile climb to the top. I remember one failed attempt in particular when we almost reached the peak before I sat on a fire ant hill during a water break and enjoyed a swarm of ant bites on my 5 year old nether regions (ok, so maybe that is not one of my finer Table Rock memories).
Posted on Wednesday, June 22, 2011 by Brett B.
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